Wednesday, July 2, 2008. Tuesday, June 17, 2008.

So, the first entry on my first blog.

I simply wanted to pop out to the garage to get some cigarettes. If this story confuses you, imagine the expression on my face as it happened. My car was blocked in by a company van, so I went back into the office and asked for someone to move it. Man A said Man E had the keys. Man E was nowhere to be found so Man B went and fetched the spare keys. Man C suggested that, as Man D was at the sandwich shop he could get some. No problem, save me a trip.

Back to work tomorrow after a period of extended sick leave.

Bits of nonsense and stuff I find interesting and important. Yet again some idiot celeb with a distended ego is throwing their weight around on twitter. Because it was quite obviously a joke. Nah Ask politely for it to be deleted because it upset him? No The Big Man threatens to sue, and then unleashes his many thousands of followers to fight his battles for him.