You played with dolls today. So you handed me one doll while I laid my face on the floor next to the vent. And we gave them water to drink. The Force Awakens The Next Generation. Praying with your eyes open.

The Internet Summed Up In One Massive, Meme-tacular Poster. Everyone that ever did anything on the Internet ever. Try and guess as many as you can. We have a legend that describes each and every one just in case there was that week you went on vacation and missed an entire meme. My God, must have. I accidentally made the best video ever.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008. This is a movie I acted in back in 2003. I play a hit man named Orson. Monday, May 19, 2008. Weird Lightbulb Ad from Thailand. Saturday, April 05, 2008. Yacht Rock 11 is Here! .

Once more unto the breach, dear friends. Tuesday, 19 April 2011. In retrospect I think my taper was a week too long. I was ready to go the weekend before Marathon weekend, so I really gave it the maximum effort at parkrun and my calf felt tight and twangy all week.

The nonsensical ranting of a lunatic mind. Wednesday, May 29, 2013. You would think that in todays climate where Social Media abounds company would be more accommodating in handling Customer Service issues. Especially when those issues are a direct result of interactions with the staff at their stores and restaurants. Sadly, this is not the case. Tuesday, March 19, 2013. Tuesday, March 5, 2013.