You have developed a new game, adapted via CODE PARSED FROM THE RUNES AND GLYPHS IN AN ANCIENT UNDERGROUND TEMPLE. You believe this game to be THE SALVATION OF YOUR RACE, though you are not sure how yet. To ensure success, you will distribute the game to two teams of friends, a RED TEAM and a BLUE TEAM. You will lead the latter group. And you tend two 2peak wiith a biit of a lii2p. Just need to drop me a line? .

Isee to have run out of pudding. I should have thought about it yesterday, because I knew there were only a few more cups left, but then I had an idea. And I needed to find some reinforced copper wire, right away, and then I ended up working all night and eating them without remembering to buy any more. This journal is now being used for.

Just need a way to reach me? Drop it all here. Anon-enabled, screening on, IP logging off. Sadly, I am not here. But please, leave whatever dreadful news you have for me. Character Name; Morticia Addams.

Bonjour à tous ceux qui me connaissent. Pour remplacer mon ancien blog.

Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines! I think the human race could use some objective criticism and talking animals could provide this. Still feel like a bitch, though, but only a little. I knew I had made the right decision when he patted me on the shoulder.