You like your middle grade fiction to contain more than a whiff of decay, putrescence and general rot. You would happily line up for hours to purchase a haggis of finest quality. You believe that even zombie teens should have access to fashionable all-weather wear. You are, or eve.

Reading is my hobby, my lifeline, my salvation, my escape, my sanctuary, my lifestyle, my love, my passion, my essence. A copy of this novel was provided for review via Net Galley on behalf of the publisher. Hallelujah, hallelujah, halleeeeeelllluuuujjjaaaahhhhh. I had been looking forward to.